Stiletto Pumps My Ass

There is no such damn thing as comfortable heels. In fact, that shit right there is an oxymoron. Don't use it. I, too was mislead into thinking that if I only found the right high heeled shoe that they would earn the label of "comfortable". Hell naw, think again.

Like I said in my offical "comeback entry" (check one below if you missed it), I am now holding down three jobs. The first one is a summer job I had last year. It's basically a reading enrichment program for African American kids. It's a great program and I encourage everyone who has kids to enroll them. But more on that later. The second job is my first ever "real job". By real job, I mean one where you have to clock in/clock out, "having fun" is NOT officially in the job description and the higher-ups are directly related to me. So anyway, I work at a clothing store. love it, love it, LOVE IT. I get to tell people what to wear, walk around and look cute all day and basically give people my fashion advice and get paid for it. Plus I get a discount at a place where I shop anyway. So what's the problem? (Come on now, you know there had to be a catch...) Like I said, I get to walk around and look cute. There lies the trouble. Looking cute involves cute shoes. ALL of my dress shoes (except ONE PAIR) are at least 2 1/2 inch heels. I was inclined to even call a pair of 3 inch BCBGs comfortable until I wore them joints to work one day. Ya'll, I was in TEARS. A bitch had to take TWO breaks from walking to the car when I got off and I only parked a few hundred feet away. So again today I stole a pair of my auntie's shoes which are extremely comfortable under normal circumstances and thought I could get away with rocking those for four hours (which turned out to be more like 5 1/2). NOT so. I'm not in as much pain as the first time, but I'll be damned if the balls of my feet don't feel like I've been walking a wire tightrope for a few days. FUCK HEELS. I'm going shoe shopping first thing tommorow and for the FIRST time, this bitch is going to......


buy some fuckin' flats.