DUMB HOES!!!!

I wasn't gonna blog on this.

I swear I wasn't.


But THESE HOES up here BEG to be talked about.

This morning, I checked my school account email to find an email from "myself". My full name (first and last) was listed in the "from" section. Curious, I click on it and up pops this wack ass poem stating that I'm a hypocrite and a hater and all this crazy shit. So now I'm thinking this is someone who doesn't like something I said in a poem and wanted to try their hand at writing a poem "back" to me. Whatever. I proceed to class and don't give it a second thought. When I get back to the room, I open it up again. As soon as I clicked it open, my girl calls me and says "what's going on?" The tone is her voice alerted me and I immediately asked if she recieved an email from "me". She had, along with 3 of my other friends. So we took that shit to the campus police and the computer services to file charges and see who the hell this is coming from. This shit is elementary. Who the fuck takes the time to create a free yahoo account, put my name as the sender and write a fuckin poem tailor made for us? Shouldn't you be studying or some shit?? And the funny part is, this bitch sent the email that was supposed to be from me on a weekend when my ass was in St Louis. And everybody knows, when I go home, the 'Ville doesn't exist. I don't check SHIT, I don't call anybody, I barely log onto my comp unless I can't sleep. So the perp could have at the very LEAST asked around and made sure that I was here so that it at least looked like I could have done it. DAMN. Stupid hoes. I cannot wait to find out (even though I have a GOOD idea) who did it, so I can show this ho something I like to call my "dumb ho beaters". They say you haven't arrived until you have haters, but DAMN, can you at least show your face?


Current music: Brooke Valentine - "Girlfight"


The poem is bad. REALLY bad. But leave me a comment and let know if you want to see it and I'll post that 2nd grade shit.

***Edited on Feb 15 to add the wack ass poem***
Here is this wack shit, the exact way I recieved it - verbatim. I TOLD you it was bad. And that's another thing that pisses me off, putting my name on this wack ass shit, as if I'm capable of writing straight doo doo. LOL

My Personal Hater Poem:
You talk the good talk
You tell what you know,
You think that you have all of the answers
You put on a real good show.

You say not to do something
But you do it the same,
When somebody else does it
You call them out of their name.


You are lacking in areas but yet
You put down someone else,
You need to stop focusing on what I'm doing
Pay attention to yourself.


You need to realize who you are
You will find out sooner than later,
You criticize and you judge
You are a hypocrite and a hater.


Why? Who are you?
Don't walk around like your shit don't stink,
Before you open your mouth
You need to stop and think.


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Don't hate me because I'm smart,
Don't hate me because I'm always smiling
Don't hate me because of the kindness of my heart.


Don't be mad at me because you are mean and
People don't respond well to you,
Think about some of the things that you say and
Some of the things that you do.


There are too many things going on
To be focusing on what I'm doing,
A personality or sense of humor
Should be what you are pursuingu feel so special??

Oh, yeah, the title is: Don't you feel special? Celebrate it and embrace the two h's. We figured that the two h's are "hater" and "hypocrite". Go figure. I'm thinking of memorizing this shit and doing an "impromptu" performance of it in the Student Union on a day where the suspected bitch is in there. I mean, jump up on that little platform we have in there and spit this like it's the hottest shit since "Juicy" while looking DIRECTLY at the bitch I think wrote it. LMAO...I think I will...