MegaMix

(that title sounds like this entry will really be about something, doesn't it? Eh eh....it won't. Read on....)

What will Black people do when Johnnie Cochran dies? Think about it. That will be a sad day in Black history. Here are a few scenarios (Edit: I got tired so there's only one) to help you picture the impact that loss would have.


Terrell and Shaun, two NBA players, are sitting around, chilling in a plush hotel room.

Terrell: *puff puff* *LOOONG inhale* Shiiiet, dawg. Here, gon' head and hit that! This is some prime shit!
Shaun: Naw, I'm cool, cuz.
Terell: Nigga, gon' head and hit that! I got the wet, rolled up towel by tha door, ain't nobody gon be bustin in here!
Shaun: I said, I'm cool, cuz.
Terrell: What the fuck is wrong with you, mayun? Yo ass don't smoke no mo' now? Well, fuck all that bullshit, I'm 'bout to call up Rachel and Monica. Remember dem? The redhead and the blonde that was outside after the game? *starts to dial the number from a small piece of paper*
Shaun: I think I'm just gonna go on home to wifey, man. *starts to get up*
Terrell: For real? You was the one talkin' about how fine these broads were...now you tryin' ta dip? Mayun, what the fuck is wrong with you? You aint never been the type to pass up no free pussy. Fuck is da deal??!!
Shaun: JOHNNIE'S DEAD, NIGGA!! That's what the fuck the deal is!! I can't be doin that shit no mo'!! Suppose we up and get caught or some shit? Them hoes wanna scream some Kobe type shit on us? Who the fuck is gon be there to get my black ass out that mess?? Naw man...them days is long gone. Fuck the bullshit... *grabs his coat and walks out*
Terrell: *looks around, takes one more hit of the blunt, then walks to the bathroom and flushes the rest. He walks over to the window, opens it and begins to fan the air out into the night sky*
Shiiiet, that nigga got a point...
*grabs a hotel towel and quickly dusts his fingerprints off the lighter, the "stash" box and the phone*
That nigga is right!! My ass is trippin! Johnnie ain't here no mo'!! Let me get my ass up outta here!!!

LOL...Negros would be trippin!! NBA stars would be with their wives, weed stock among the rich and famous would plummet and Negros might have to make a "Fuck The Police Part 2" featuring P.Diddy, Ja Rule and Michael Jackson, because of all the shit that would go down. That would be a sad day, I tell ya.

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I LOVE this John Mayer song "Daughters."

I've done all that I can
to stand on the steps with my heart in my hands
but I started to see
Maybe it's got nothing to do with me


Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do

If those aren't some true lyrics! I have so many friends that attribute their problems with men to their problems with their fathers. And that's not to say that every girl whose daddy is not "perfect" will be a failure in love. But Dad is the first example you have as a young woman of what a man should be. And when you have a good one (like me), you are that much more prepared to know what a man should act like.

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Am I the only one who sees that "Candy Shop" is nothing but "Magic Stick Part II"? It's even got a similar melody. Go ahead, sing the Magic Stick chorus instead of the Candy Shop chorus next time it's on.

That doesn't stop me from singing it tho!! And I LOVE Olivia at the end of the video. Either she is a straight homegirl for real or she has a little acting in her blood.

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Anybody seen the movie "Strictly Business"? The old school one with Tommy Davidson and Halle Berry? Is it just me, or does Wayman look like AJ from 106 & Park? Just a thought...

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I got my hair twisted up again in two strands. This takes HOURS....This time someone new did my hair. She was the sister of the lady that normally does my braids. After we sat and talked as she was doing my hair, she busted out with: "You're an Aries." Just like that. For real. She stated it all matter-of-factly, no question in her voice AT ALL. Now, contrary to the screenname, I'm not all that into zodiac shit. I know my sign's traits and I know that they fit me quite well, but for someone to be able to assess me like that after only knowing me for a few hours was bananas.

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I NEVER want to hear people say there are no ugly babies in the world. I'm looking at this little boy on Soul Food, and I KNOW in my spirit that he had to be an ugly baby. His hairline starts in the middle of his fuckin' forehead. I'm sorry, but that aggravates me. Don't be frownin' up talking 'bout: "Damn, Aries, you mean...." Ugly babies/kids grow up to be ugly adults, and no one has a problem talking about them do they? Well den, let's move on....

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Isn't it amazing the lies people will tell when given the chance? For real, ask someone you think to be a liar a question that is open ended. Make sure you already know the answer. Hell, they can even know that you know. It's all in the delivery. Furrow your brow, blink a few times and look real inquisitive as you ask it. Watch them spew out the most unbelievable bullshit. It's really quite funny.

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OK, here it is time for your participation.

Topic: Exactly how important is perception? We had a very long conversation in my Student Union today about whether or not it's really important to have people percieve you to be the person you really are. I was on the side that argued that it is important to a certain extent. That is basically your reputation. And if you have a terrible rep, that shit can follow you fo' life!! (Sorry, Ice Cube moment there...) We were trying to basically trying to convince this guy to be subtle but do some damage control and let people know that he was not who they think he is.
However, he brought up some ignant (yes, igNANT) ass points in the convo. Among them:

- He doesn't care if everyone thinks that he only likes white girls
Well damn, bruh. I'm guessing you came to school to get a degree, which means you plan on being here for an average of 4 years. He's a good-looking guy, so I know he could be getting bookoo (thanks brutha-free, for resurrecting that word) ass if he wanted. Hell, he could get it from me on the right day with a little better attitude and a small amount of cocoa butter spread on his extremely chisled chest and abs. But, wait...I digress...
So in these 4 years, he will want some ass. If all the SISTAS think that all you want is white girls and after 2 years you finally get tired of jacking off and decided to holla at one of us, do you think we will want you? Hell naw, you look like the fuckin Wesley Snipes of the University! So he will either be stuck with white girls or put a hospital glove on that hand and get a brand new feeling.

- No one his age can teach him anything
WTF? This is where I jumped in. "Don't you know it's possible for someone to be the same age as you and have a lot more experience than you in at least one aspect of life?" Hell, that is like saying a 23 year old ho, who has been fuckin and suckin since before God said "let there be light" can't teach a 23 year old virgin how to put a vaccum grip on a nigga's light saber. (haha...i said light saber!!...)Come on now...

- He doesn't need to speak to anyone
How the fuck does this dude expect to get ahead in life if he isn't at least cordial towards people? The more I think about him, the more idiotic he looks. And it's sad because he is a smart guy. He's just socially retarded.

Anyways, back to the question: How important is others perception of you?

According to my impersonator (look directly below, a bitch is too tired to link), I walk around like my shit don't stink. After I told that to my boy and we talked about snobs, he told me it's not that my shit doesn't stink, it's that my shit stinks the BEST. LMAO...