This is the life
My Day:
11:00 am - Wake up
11:45 am - Make a trip to the sex store to get some gag gifts for my friend's birthday.
3:30 pm - Return from sex store and shopping.
4:00 pm - Pick out clothes.
5:00 pm - Start getting ready to leave.
6:00 pm - Leave house, funky-fresh, dressed to impress and ready to party.
6:30 pm - Arrive at my girl's house, talk shit and eat.
7:00 pm - Watch my girl open her gifts and laugh when she gets embarassed by the gifts.
7:30 pm - Stripper arrives.
8:00 pm - SHOWTIME!
9:45 pm - Stripper concludes performance.
10:00 pm - Girls sit around and talk shit, reflect on the show and play some cards.
11:30 pm - Head to the club.
1:30 am - Leave the club and go home.
1:30am - ? - Spend the night with Slim.
Ahhh...I'll let ya'll know how it goes.
posted by Liza Valentino at
2:25 PM
6 Comments:
sounds like an interesting itinerary. have fun with ol' boy... uh, i did the unthinkable tonight, hope you're stronger than i am.
8:51 PM
ummm...you know how I feel about you miss lady just jokin no loe lost! You be SAFE is the word!!!
12:40 AM
@ Star - You are just going to will some XXX stuff on me, huh? I will let you know when some "happy" stuff happens! Keep them fingers crossed that I can hold out for a while, because prolonged passion is the best! *wink*
@ Mia - *huge ass gasp, complete with chest clutching* As retribution for breaking the imaginary bloggers celibacy pact, I demand all the juicy details, including a play-by-play HOB breakdown! Close those eyes and relive...Now write it all down....
I did stay strong....tonight.
@ Shell - I know, I know. I was good tonight. It's getting easier (*coughcough**bullshit*ahem*) as I go along.
@ Neodes - See, now how you know Gian sent me? Just playin'....it seems like you have a lot to share, I look forward to reading you. And as for where to find a "Slim", I couldn't tell you, the negro just appeared outta nowhere one day. Just keep dem eyes open!
7:44 AM
I need a Slim in my life. And I hope you got something during your shopping trip to make your own night special.
1:57 AM
I love Sex Store shopping.
If Slim is good to you and good for you....IT'S ALL GOOD!!
8:56 AM
*wooosaaaaaah!*
Do a couple of those next time because at this rate, you WILL be breaking that celibacy pact you made, lol.
C'mon, say it with me......
wooooosaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
11:30 AM
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