I've caught the bug

Is this shit contagious? It seems Spring Fever has hit the bloggin' world. I cannot think of one single topic to blog on...isn't that sad as hell? I didn't even mean to be all MIA for almost a week but damn, I've been running around and still haven't done anything blog-worthy.
*in my best Martin voice* DaYUM GINA!! Lemme sit here for a moment....

hmMmM...maybe....


nahhh......


Or there was that one time.....no that won't work either.....


men?....nope......friends?....nope.......catty bitches?.....nope....

Is it that my life is going so well at this moment that there is no reason to blog?

Well, St Patty's Day is tomorrow and in a town fulla white folks whose bodies are 75% beer on any given weekday, I'm sure there will be some blog worthy events that I can put my $0.35 in about....

Hey, do black folks have a ignant holiday like St Patty's Day and Mardi Gras where we can get drunk and act a fool and it's all g-double "o" - d good? I've heard of Juneteenth celebrations although I have no clue where they are held. Mardi Gras doesn't count....4th A July? Naww....not our holiday to begin with...Are they any?


Song of the moment - "Backstroke (Cautious)" - Teedra Moss


And yes, I realize that this does not qualify as an "update" per se...but hey, I told you, I've caught the FEVER...somebody gimme a remedy for this shit!